Matty - Dismembered Doll
Matty is a lot more recent than my usual dolls (circa 2005) but he has seen better days and has a rather interesting appearance.
-Awful haircut
- Guaranteed to make you feel a little bit like Sid from Toy Story.
-CANNOT handle losing at board games, will flip a board across a room.
-And excellent listener; will listen to you for hours without saying a word, but does silently judge you.
This doll is sold as non-working and should not be used or have batteries installed. This is for decorative purposes only and is not a toy and not suitable for children.
Obviously, the description is for humor only, this is a plastic toy and does not have real hobbies. Head and torso only.